I like my women the way I like my...


the_taken

King of the Impossible
May 5, 2009
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I like my women the way I like my empty bag. Filled with my junk.

Technical Manual
 

Byzantine2014

Tentacle God
Oct 31, 2014
2,490
113
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my technical manual, useful and easy to flip through while being thorough about cleaning off ;).

remote control
 

Mr NunSense

Lesbian Admirer
Nov 16, 2015
310
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I like my women the way i like my remote controler, by hiting the right buttons i can turn them on (sex) or off (so they stop talking) :p

government cheese
 

Hopeyouguess62

Has a penis diamiter of 4.5cm
Moderator
Nov 10, 2008
2,430
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Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my government cheese... cheap and easy to spread.

game console
 
Oct 31, 2014
2,490
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I like my women the way I like game consoles, can insert something in for fun times, with a multitude of things ;)

Home entertainment system
 
Dec 6, 2009
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I like my women the way I like my home entertainment system: Easy to turn on, easy to use, sleek, and not taking up much space.

Tea
 

Byzantine2014

Tentacle God
Oct 31, 2014
2,490
113
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my tea, scalding hot, delicious to lap up and easy to heat back up for some more.

Kittens
 
Mar 4, 2017
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I like my women the way I like my kittens. Warm, affectionate, and timid enough that they won't claw me into a bloody mess when I'm playing with them.

Electromagnetic Pulse Explosives.
 
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Oct 31, 2014
2,490
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Uh aaaawkward :p

I like my women the way I like my Electromagnetice Pulse Explosives, big and bouncy with one hell of an explosive that'll make me turn my phone off ;)

Left hand
 

Mr NunSense

Lesbian Admirer
Nov 16, 2015
310
63
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my babes as i like my left hand, good for manual work either inside and outside.

Fifth wheel
 

breckcole

Jungle Girl
Oct 23, 2016
45
0
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way i like my fifth wheel: In my bed and ready for a ride.

CONDO
 
Oct 31, 2014
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Whoops, didn't notice lol

I like my women the way I like my Condo, spacious and expensive but still tough enough to take it long, hard and ever so exquisitevely for a long time and still be good for another round ;)

Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy
 

breckcole

Jungle Girl
Oct 23, 2016
45
0
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I like my women the way I like my Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy: wrapped in a towel and TOTALLY not panicking.

Bouncy Balls

 
Feb 2, 2017
21
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I like my women the way I like my bouncy balls: without hair, always ready to bounce and immune to deformation.

Lunch
 
Oct 31, 2014
2,490
113
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I like my women the way I like my lunch, scrumptious and waiting for me to dig in, while not being too too expensive ;)

Left hand
 

Soupy

Jungle Girl
Mar 26, 2017
15
0
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I like my women the way I like my left hand, one part of a matching pair

Steven King Novel
 
Mar 14, 2017
3
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I like my women the way I like my ferrari. I just don't have them yet... :cool:
 

Byzantine2014

Tentacle God
Oct 31, 2014
2,490
113
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I like my women the way I like a Stephen King novel, enjoyed in vivid, long and nail biting-ly intense sessions, followed by a well earned reprieve - of five minutes. :D

Succubus
 

Zepheral

Super Sand Lesbian
Jun 15, 2014
2,879
113
Re: I like my women the way I like my...

I love my women the way I like my succubus , sucking my dick off till the soul (if i have one) comes out.

Byzantine